Sunday, July 31, 2011

Giddyup! Cowboys and Aliens Pays Homage to the Genre

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COWBOYS AND ALIENS
July 2011

Production Companies Presenting Universal Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures, Reliance Entertainment
in association with Relativity Media
Imagine Entertainment, K/O Paper Products, Fairview Entertainment, Platinum Studios
Cast, First Billed Only: Daniel Craig, Abigail Spencer, Buck Taylor, Matthew , Cooper Taylor, Clancy Brown, Paul Dano, Chris Browning, Adam Beach, Sam Rockwell
Directed by John Favreau





Cowboys & Aliens
had its genesis in a 2006 graphic novel written by Fred Van Lente & Andrew Foley illustrated by Dennis Calero & Luciano Lima.That Graphic novel was based on an original screenplay, written in 1989 by David Reskin and David Chute and a 2002 graphic novel written by Tom Arvis.

Date seen July 29, 2011 at Cinemagic Westbrook, Maine

Olivia Wilde at the 2010 Comic Con in San DiegoImage via WikipediaThe Old West.. where a lone cowboy leads an uprising against a terror from beyond our world. 1873. Arizona Territory. A stranger with no memory of his past stumbles into the hard desert town of Absolution. The only hint to his history is a mysterious shackle that encircles one wrist. What he discovers is that the people of Absolution don't welcome strangers, and nobody makes a move on its streets unless ordered to do so by the iron-fisted Colonel Dolarhyde (Ford). It's a town that lives in fear. But Absolution is about to experience fear it can scarcely comprehend as the desolate city is attacked by marauders from the sky. Screaming down with breathtaking velocity and blinding lights to abduct the helpless one by one, these monsters challenge everything the residents have ever known. Now, the stranger they rejected is their only hope for salvation. As this gunslinger slowly starts to remember who he is and where he's been... Written by Universal Pictures  
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0409847/
Screenwriters Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman described the film as "Unforgiven with aliens landing." IMDB.com

The cast of Cowboys & Aliens at the 2010 San D...Image via Wikipedia
The cast of Cowboys & Aliens at the 2010 San Diego Comic-Con
featuring Harrison Ford, Jon Favreau, Daniel Craig and Olivia Wilde




When I was young we played Cowboys and Indians and had a "fort" of rough wood culled from the woods around our house that we thought was just like the stockade on F-Troop (dating myself).  Westerns had a formula and a cast of archetypal characters: The owner of the ranch or whatever came in 3 flavors, sometimes the Sheriff substituted for the Owner.
  • Rough, nasty Jerk who would either be reedemed or get his comeuppance,
  • Good, honor bound, probably church going older statesman, usually a widower, and about 98 percent of the time, a white male
  • A woman, very occasionally a homesteader usually a widow. In the 1960s the usual outcome was either that she continued as she was or she found a man to take the burden from her weary, feminine shoulders. Barbara Stanwyk played just such a lady on the Big Valley
  • The bar maid or owner, Kitty, portrayed by Anita Blake in Gunsmoke. 
The Ranch Hand
The Sheriff
The limping veteran of the Mexican War, or the Civil War
The Cook, usually Asian
 Family
The Indian/Mexican child being kept on as, a sort of family cum unpaid retainer.
The Outlaw, Ends up redeemed and or dead.
An over riding theme in the genre seems to be redemption. That is about  what we are looking at in Cowboys and Aliens.

Somewhere along the way I put aside my tom foolery and became a girl; westerns went out the window unless they were Mel Brooksian comedies. However, when I saw the clip in the theatrical previews before Black Swan I was enthused. Who could have thought of a more brilliant name? Immediately I was struck by the irony of the title on several levels and how very, very clever it was. Would there be any more reason to create a movie than to exploit the absolute brilliance and simplicity of the title. 

As other reviews have said, the film pays homage to every Western Shoot-Em-Up convention. The conventions were also played for all they were worth. Other reviews point to Sam Rockwell's portrayal of Doc, the oft-abused tavern owner with the wire rims and greased hair. 



Some issues I had
Stereotyped portrayal of the native American tribe that initially captures the band of townspeople chasing the aliens. Apparently the  aliens have been destroying and kidnapping the aboriginal peoples of the Western Frontier as well. The Indian chief does all but say "How." And, the tribe seems to speak the exact same language of Harrison Ford's character's (Dollarhyde,) foster-son Nat who unabashedly adores Dollarhyde.They even have a hallucinogenic tea that cures amnesia—quick someone get his email address to the soap opera writers!


Pace: Good at times like the start, but periods where they are riding out many days, felt the same to me. A little less time arguing about how to attack and a little more time doing it

The Aliens: I never felt I got a good look at them.Additionally, I thought the effects creating them were a bit crude and stop action. I also didn't believe the alien physiology.
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Jake's Character: An injured guy wakes up in the desert wearing an odd bracelet. As seen in the previews, he fights like a martial arts master. This ability to be incredibly perceptive and fight is extremely supernatural, or at least enhandced of behavior one wouldn't expect in the common western frontier outlaw. They didn't have martial arts studios down the street then. So, I was assuming his abilities meant he was an alien. These abilities are never explained.

The script felt dull, bloated. There was not much for an actor to use to express any emotional range.
I have never seen a female character in a Western, Ella for example wear a calico dress with a gun belt. Nor, as we see in the first bar scene would a woman be in a bar unaccompanied.  I find WIlde's portrayal of her character, Ella quite bland, as if she is afraid of Daniel Craig.

All parties, the townsfolk, the  aboriginal Americans the outlaws come to the idea of spaceships and such mighty quickly. Have they been reading Jules Verne?

While the idea is original, that is the insertion of the Sci-Fi genre into the Western genre. It does little to advance either. Once you get the idea and the peculiarities inherent in the mix the film becomes more or less predictable.


Things I liked:
Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford make a great team, a Robert Redford and Paul Newman kind of team. They play well off each other. More please. 

Daniel Craig riding a horse in a languidly, in a Western style with one hand ready to grab his gun.  There is nothing in his bio to indicate how long he's been riding or if he ever had ridden. He is mentioned as a good athlete in his IMDB bio, but he has the kind of seat you don't often see except in people who ride a lot. More please!

Oh, the languid may be the Bo-Derek-running-in-slow motion-on-the-beach* kind of languid—entirely in my mind.


At first I didn't like the conflicted nature of the characters, Ford's character, Dollarhyde, runs hot and cold all over his Native American foster son, Nat; played beautifully by Adam Beach.  Then he's kind to the sheriff's grandson who is mostly terrified out of his wits.
Craig's Jake doesn't know who he is, but he doesn't trust Olivia, then predictably, he saves her and is really nice. What it shows me is that people aren't black or white. Gray is not a monotonic color. Westerns are a lot about redemption. In the olde tymes you could become someone else in the push west. But even then you could redeem yourself. Even if not in the eyes of society you could come to grips with your past personally.

The cinematography is gorgeous of course. They were filming where a bad shot would be hard to find, California (okay you could find a bad shot and I think I saw those rocks in a few episodes of Star Trek), and New Mexico. It's been a long time since I saw that many people riding horses through that landscape and it is stunningly filmed. The camera makes this dry desert look lush.


I did enjoy parts of the movie but the bottom line was that I felt it slow. Lot's of riding from here to there that I didn't need to see. It is predictable but also provides excitement in some areas and banality in others. It was ambitious and it is pretty. It's a toss up. If you see or saw it, I would like to know what you think. Would you go again, wait for it to come out on DVD or can it all together?



*in Blake Edward's "Ten."




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Saturday, July 30, 2011

TRUE BLOOD EXTRAS and
Cowboys and Aliens, The Secret History!

I confess, I have not finished the book I am reading. Therefore, hmmm, I got nothing for you today so I am rounding up some videos and amusements.



TRUE BLOOD:
The first video many have already seen but I really like it.  The following are newly posted (Friday ). Enjoy!

I LOVE this Second Half video HBO has out. What I don't like is "SECOND" Half.
How can the season be half over? Erik and Sookie have got to Hook Up! A Lot! And NOW!


Okay, Jesus & LaFayette  are in MExico to get advice and power from his Jesus' Abuelo, who is a powerful and scary witch. The Abuelo's woman serves goat tongue for breakfast.


Andy helps Holly out. HER house almost burned down and she is moving what she can salvage out. Seeing the Sherriff, Andy Bellefleur standing around, she asks him for help.



Cowboys and Aliens

Was there ever a more perfect name for a movie? Here is how other movie cowboys would fight movie aliens.




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Friday, July 29, 2011

HARD SPELL WINNER!

After a contest the first thing I do in the morning is get the winner through Random.org.  


  The Winner of Hard Spell is.....
jess haines




Thanks to everyone who entered. Justin's touring Hard Spell all around the web  so you could enter to win it around the web. And, of course you can order it below! If a sale is made through the blog I receive a small commission and it helps support the blog and my other giveaways.



Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows II A Fine Finish to the Franchise

UK 7 July 2011 (London) (premiere)
USA 11 July 2011 (New York City, New York) (premiere)
Director: David Yates
Writers: Steve Kloves (screenplay), J.K. Rowling (novel)
RATING PG-13
Length 130 min
Adventure • Drama • Fantasy
Production Companies: Heyday Films
Moving Picture Company (MPC)
Warner Bros. Pictures
Warner Bros.

The final chapter begins as Harry, Ron, and Hermione continue their quest of finding and destroying the Dark Lord's three remaining Horcruxes, the magical items responsible for his immortality. But as the mystical Deathly Hallows are uncovered, and Voldemort finds out about their mission, the biggest battle begins and life as they know it will never be the same again. Jordan at IMDB.com


First-Billed Cast

Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter
Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley
Emma Watson as Mermione Granger
Ralph Fiennes as Voldermort
Matthew Lewis as Neville Longbottom
Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy
Michael Gambon as Albus Dumbledore
Evanna Lynch as Luna Lovegood
Warwick Davis as Prof. Filius Flitwick
Jason Isaacs as Lucius Malfoy
Helena Bonham Carter as Bellatrix Lestrange
Maggie Smith as Professor Minerva McGonagall

David Thewlis as Remus Lupin

I was a little worried as I plunked down eight-dollars to see the last Harry Potter film. Part One of The Deathly Hallows was cruel, violent and too-too dark.  Part Two is redeemed by not being as cruel nor as dark. And, I can't even recall when this book was released so having read many since then, the plot had had come loose from a few folds in my brain. There were many times it did not seem the story would end well. But each time a bad or sad event happened, sometimes more than one at a time, a positive event would follow. No spoilers here though.

In this film however, Harry feels that he is losing his humanity; becoming evil. There is a reason and Harry has to undergo a difficult emotional and physical procedure to have it fixed. Daniel Radcliffe is at his best. He has grown into a fine actor, a real actor.

There are great plot twists that I certainly did not remember. They freshened  and some lent quite a lot of pathos to the film. Whether or not these events happened thus in the book is irrelevant to me because I can't remember!

Evanna Lynch reading during filming for Harry ...Image via Wikipedia
Evanna Lynch (Luna)
There were also happy and amusing moments: Hermione using Polyjuice Potion to become someone else, and then, the actress playing that other character having to act as if she is Hermione trying tho be the character she normally plays. Huh? Other light moments are sprinkled throughout: Ron and Hermione Kissing, and a few more.

Shouts out to Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood. The actor playing Neville, Matthew Lewis, has become tall, lean and better looking. Although he has, I think, had the same sweater on, I think, forever now. He has also become a decent and sincere actor. His character has also become more decent and more sincere; the bravest of all the students except for Harry, Emma and Ron. Evanna Lynch's appearance is much what one would expect as she grew. She is attractive and blonde. She has certainly maintained the character's voice. But, I think Luna is the most underrated of all the young characters. She seems spacey, but behind her exterior, she is smartly and quietly observing, making friends and when it is the right time comes out with the right information that often saves the day.  We should all have a Luna saving our butts with a few words or a look.
Daniel at the premiere of December Boys that t...Image via Wikipedia
I was a bit sad to see what I perceive as fragility in  Maggie Smith. However, Minerva McGonagle has not been diminished in either magical strength nor strength of character. She confidently rallies the forces to defend Hogwarts against a larger force or experienced wizards.

Ginny Weasley and  Harry. What in her would draw the "boy who lived?" She is pretty enough, but I wonder if it is her blandness that draws Harry. Perhaps she seems an island of quiet in his life.  But, I don't see the history of the couple matching the end of the movie. (may be considered spoilerish so the black on black protects you. Scroll and mark it to read). I understood it more in the books (this I do remember) than on the screen

The production value was fabulous. Even more so than Avatar. There were great  effects—some of which made me realize I would never go on a ride at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter Theme Park (and that is without the 3-D).  But, with an overall budget estimated at at 125 million dollars how could we expect any less. Visually the film was unforgettable. The pace was great; I did not feel it lagged at all. We did not see it in 3D as I don't like the effect or wearing glasses which may or may not have been cleaned between shows.

There is a lot of violence and characters we know don't make it through. Fine. Characters die in the books. I remember that!  A character in a book dying is tough but probably not nightmare causing, because a child puts on it his/her own interpretation, but in a movie it's all together different. But because the production is so realistic, I would be very cognizant of the PG-13 rating.

And, bring some tissues.

All in all HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, almost a MUST SEE for adults and mature teens. Possibly even mature teens should see it with their parents; there is a lot of violence associated with deep evil. I think familiarity with the earlier story bits is probably essential and that is the main reason it is not a "pure" MUST SEE. If you haven't seen the last few films because they were too dark, this one is worth seeing.







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Thursday, July 28, 2011

A PARANORMAL POLICE PROCEDURAL
HARD SPELL by Justin Gustainis is funny and spooky

IF YOU HAVEN'T ENTERED JUSTIN'S GIVEAWAY, THERE IS A FORM AFTER MY REVIEW!

HARD SPELL (An Occult Crimes Unit Investigation)
By Justin Gustainis
Paperback: 416 pages
Publisher: Angry Robot (June 16, 2011)
Language: English
Kindle Edition: 438 KB
Print Length for Kindle: 400 pages
Publisher: Angry Robot; Original edition (July 7, 2011)
Book provided by publisher in anticipation of a air review. No financial remuneration was exchanged. The opinions in my reviews are mine unless otherwise specified.


Meet Stan Markowski of the Scranton PD’s Occult Crimes Unit
“Like the rest of America, Scranton’s got an uneasy ‘live and let unlive’ relationship with the supernatural. But when a vamp puts the bite on an unwilling victim, or some witch casts the wrong kind of spell, that’s when they call me.
“My name’s Markowski. I carry a badge.
“Also, a crucifix, some wooden stakes, a big vial of holy water, and a 9mm Beretta loaded with silver bullets.”


Jack Webb, Postage Stamp commemorating the TV Show Dragnet.
Sadly, I am about to "date myself"by referencing a TV show actually older I am! Stan Markowski, the Detective Sergeant who wrote the How to Recognize a Vampire Guest Post yesterday is a lot of Dragnet's Joe Friday and a lot of CSI or another modern police procedural drama. Now, Dragnet's Joe Friday, played by the shows creator and producer, Jack Webb,  would start each episode off by describing a person and a crime then he would say, My name is Friday. I carry a badge

This is a good example of Urban Fantasy mixed with Police Procedural. There is no sex, although body parts are referenced, but there is violence. It is on a level with the Anita Blake series.

I enjoyed the story. It is well written and there were a few times I had to look a word up in a dictionary.  One regionalism is used that I found in the Urban Dictionary: Haina is a word common in the Wyoming Valley where Scranton (the books locale) is located. It derives from, and means, Ain't It. At first I thought it was Hawaiian.

The characters are well-defined. Some are straight-forward and some we don't know much about except salient facts.  Stan is a Joe Friday character—a cop's cop. He has a hard side but knows when something has to be let go. Recovering from the loss of a partner, he is a little wary. His new partner Karl Renfer is also partner is young, interested in the job, and he and Marklowski suit each other well as they share an an equally dry sense of humor. He usually knows what to say to turn Markowski's head around. Karl, I believe, is a sensitive, I mean in the psychic sense. That sense makes him perceptive and  allows him to haul Markowski's fat out of the fire a couple of times. Interesting but not overpowering details are given for several incidental characters.  Such detail helps place Stan in a community; and I really felt he was part of this Alternate-Scranton. This adds to the "realness" of this Urban Fantasy. That seems to be a gift the author brings to the story.

The story is interesting, and very creative. The prose is well written and droll, which especially suits the cops. The interactions between the cops is realistic banter at times and serious at others. Gustainis makes the impossible believable partly through that important comic acting skill, not acting as if you are acting funny. In this case it would be don't act like you know how much disbelief is being suspended, and on the other hand there is a definite time before which the regular humans didn't know these things that go bump in the night are really here and are very bumpy. Sometimes the language is crude, especially in reference to women by male officers and by one female officer to, as far as I could tell, everyone.

The books pace was good. The story had enough twists to make it unpredictable. It was fun and nostalgic, a bit edgy but not enough that I wasn't able to put it down.  I recommend the book and think it may be a book men enjoy as well as women.


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Third Sentence Thursday

Yesterday and Today on Fangs, Wands and Fairy Dust are about Justin Gustainis' new book Hard Spell. I figured, why change horses in the middle of the stream?

Third Sentence ThursdayCheck out Third Sentence Thursday hosted by
Sniffly Kitty's Mostly Books!
Third Sentence Thursday is a weekly meme that features Third Sentences.
1) Take the book you are reading now and post the third sentence
2) Review this sentence anyway you want (funny and silly reviews encouraged)
3) Post a link to your sentence here at Sniffly Kitty (in the comments) or if you don't have a blog, just post your third sentence and review in her comments section.


Today I am looking at the third sentence from

HARD SPELL (An Occult Crimes Unit Investigation)
By Justin Gustainis
Paperback: 416 pages
Publisher: Angry Robot (June 16, 2011)
Language: English
Kindle Edition: 438 KB
Print Length for Kindle: 400 pages
Publisher: Angry Robot; Original edition (July 7, 2011)


That was a long time ago—the last of the mines played out in the 1950s. 


This sentence is the story of towns and cities in difficult times all over the country if not the world. In this case it wasn't competition but the nature of the natural resource that screwed up this town's economy. So, times change and people follow suite or they move and a town dies. This is the story of social and economic change.  But )looks up cheerfully!( the book is not about the economic issues in Scranton. It is a funny, bittersweet police procedural/family drama/urban fantasy.
Panorama photo of downtown Scranton, Pennsylva...Scranton, PA   Image via Wikipedia


Justin is giving away a copy here today, INTERNATIONAL. The form & fine print are on the last post and the next post. Ends Thursday 7/28 at midnight!







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FOLLOW FRIDAY is a GREAT WAY TO FIND COOL BLOGS






If you are new to the #FF fun, Feature & Follow Friday is a blog hop that expands your blog following by a joint effort between bloggers. Feature & Follow Friday is now hosted by TWO hosts, myself of course and Alison of Alison Can Read. Each host will have their own Feature Blog and this way it'll allow us to show off more new blogs!
How does this work? First you leave your name here on this post, then you create a post on your own blog that links back to this post (easiest way is to just grab the code under the #FF picture and put it in your post) and then you visit as many blogs as you can and tell them "hi" in their comments (on the post that has the #FF image). You follow them, they follow you. Win. Win. Just make sure to follow back if someone follows you!
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Q. Let's step away from books for a second and get personal. What T-Shirt slogan best describes you?
W I C K E D !

You know I have only a couple of T-shirts with slogans One is from Wicked the Musical and says Wicked. The other says Smoking Hot and is from a BBQ joint. I guess I am as smoking hot as a woman my age can be to a man with bad vision who lost his glasses. My husband is only allowed to see me nekkid without his glasses. But, here in Maine , Wicked could mean sinful but interesting enough to sin, or it could just mean that something is really cool, and outside the box. I prefer that shirt because for me to be Wicked my husband can leave his glasses on.




Wednesday, July 27, 2011

AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE
from
Detective Sgt. STAN MARKOWSKI



How To Tell If You’re a Vampire
by
Detective Sgt. Stan Markowski
Occult Crimes Investigation Unit
Department of Public Safety
Scranton, PA

1.  You’re either spending an awful lot of money on sunblock – or none at all.
2.  Where other people worry about bedbugs, you’re concerned about termites.
3.  Your idea of the perfect Bloody Mary isn’t a beverage.
4.  You haven’t been to Sunday mass in a long time.
5.  A container of dental floss lasts you three years.
6.  You have to ask other people how your new haircut looks.
7.  Two words: night shift.
8.  You hated the movie Van Helsing, but for all the wrong reasons.
9.  You tend not to hang around with people of Italian descent.
10.  If somebody asks you, “Wanna grab a bite?” they tend to regret it later.


HARD SPELL
By Justin Gustainis
Paperback: 416 pages
Publisher: Angry Robot (June 16, 2011)
Language: English
Kindle Edition: 438 KB
Print Length for Kindle: 400 pages
Publisher: Angry Robot; Original edition (July 7, 2011)

WIN HARD SPELL by Justin Gustainis Paranormal Mystery. No follow required. INTERNATIONAL.

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  • Fill OUT FORM BELOW TO ENTER. We appreciate comments but you must use the form to enter 
  • CONTEST ENDS ON JULY 28 at 11:59:59 PM
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  • Winner will have 24 hours from my sending them an email to contact me with full name and mailing address.
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  • MUST provide a link to your tweet to receive an extra entry. See GIVEAWAYS above for how to find your tweet link.
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

TRUE BLOOD EXTRA: Sunday's Episode from the writing and production POV

INSIDE THE EPISODE: Looking at Episode 41
ME & THE DEVIL

These mini features are really well-made and give me insight to the characters. They also help me realize I cannot write fiction. These guys know the characters so well that they could probably order for them in a restaurant!I don't even know myself that well! Well, I probably do, but I would have a hard time describing myself in writing.

The look on Sheriff Bellefleur's face is PRICELESS!!













Happily Never After by Jeaniene Frost
Great Value

Happily Never After

Ebook only $1.99.
July 18th, 2011
Kindle Edition:  319 KB
Publisher: Avon Impulse (July 19, 2011)
Sold by: HarperCollins Publishers
Blogger Purchase
Isabella Spaga is about to reluctantly walk down the aisle with Mr. Dangerously Wrong…but not if dashing vampire Chance has anything to say about it. As a favor to Bones, Chance has come to derail this wedding of beauty to the beast. Now if only he can keep his hands off the bride. From New York Times bestselling author Jeaniene Frost’s Night Huntress world, it’s the wedding of the season…that everyone wants to miss. (Originally appeared in Weddings From Hell anthology)
http://jeanienefrost.com/
            

Slapstick funny, with mobster types galore, Happily Never After has a cast of smugly idiotic small-time mobsters tying to rise in the crime underworld.  If Tony Soprano and his crew could be mated with the Three Stooges these gangsters would be the offspring.

Jeaniene's Heroine, Isabella is a very disciplined restaurant owner with no romance in her life so she was an easy mark for Robert Bertini who thinks part of the restaurant menu includes "Isa."  He needs a nice Italian American wife to fit in with the rest of the mob bosses. Loyal sister to Frazier who Bertini says he is holding until they are married  is only staying engaged until her brother says she can back away safely. She is as snarky as her grandmother who calls on Bones for a favor. Bones is busy but sends Chance and it's fate and good luck that the two meet and the vampire falls first and hard. Bertini's touch makes her flesh crawl. Chance's touch, makes her skin, and other parts, tingle.  He is suave, smart, and handy at freaking out the goons. You'll have to read the book to find out whether Isabella goes through with the wedding.

I DO recommend this fun novella; it's a great value at $1.99 and adds a touch of humor to the Night Huntress series. Could stand-alone but better with having read at least one Night Huntress novel before.  I would love this book at the beach or on a rainy day.





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Monday, July 25, 2011

Winners of Incorporeal

Being the wonderful person she is Julia decided to give away TWO copies of Incorporeal! 
The Winners are
THANK YOU FOR ENTERING! AND THANK YOU JULIA FOR BEING SO GENEROUS!!!!!!!!!!


If you did not win Incorporeal is a great read and very reasonably priced:





TRUE BLOOD WEEKLY RECAP
ME AND THE DEVIL

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True Blood HBO
ME AND THE DEVIL
Series Episode #41
Season 4, Episode 5
Original Air Date July 24, 2011 9:00 PM

The Recap is not Line by line today friends. While it was an interesting exercise, the verbatim transcription took pretty much late into Sunday night and all day Monday. I doubt you all wanted to read the entire seventeen-page transcript. Tonight I am going scene by scene. If there is a video of a scene, then I will insert the video as well.

I know some of you enjoy this weekly feature, maybe some don’t. I would love to know how you feel.

Sunday I read a new Jeaniene Frost Night Huntress World Novella: The Devil to Pay. Look for that review tomorrow.

Jolee, pulling Tommy, with chain. He chokes Tommy until he passes out. Mother asks Jolee if Tommy was dead and Jolee says no. Jolee starts talking about a big money fight. Tommy must have been acting unconscious for he now attacks Jolee with the chains Jolee had used to choke him. He says that he would never be free until Jolee was dead. Beats Jolee to death with a pipe his mother originally attacked Tommy with. Melinda says she will kill Tommy. Defending himself from Melinda Tommy knocks her down and she dies.


In the field where they were doing the sorcery to reverse spell on Eric.
Jesus is attending to Marnie who comes to and wants to know what happened.
Lafayette and Tara not happy, say that she pissed off another vampire and screwed them again. Marnie says it wasn’t her; she had been taken over, the words come from another consciousness.
Lafayette says “This kind of dog ate my homework bullshit won’t fly with the vampires.” Tara and Jesus agree and they go leaving Marnie in the middle of nowhere.

Arlene thinks the message written on the wall means Rene is coming back to and will hurt the baby
Terry suggests a blessing by a minister to get evil out of the house. Arlene is worried because they haven’t gone to church. Terry says God loves love and we got a lot of love in this family.

Eric at Sookies bedroom door
Godric appears and walks to Sookie. He runs his hand up her leg and smells her. Eric pushes him away and says not to touch her. Godric says Drink and we’ll walk in the sun together.
Godric goes and grabs Eric by the throat
You are incapable of love; you are damned. Eric says that Sookie will redeem him. Godric says he cannot be saved and commands Eric to stop fighting your nature.
Godric forces him, Sookie screams.
It was a dream. Eric wakes up in his basement; he goes upstairs and sees Sookie asleep and walks toward her
She wakes, he retracts fangs and Sookie says Eric what the hell. Eric says he had a bad dream. He looks pretty cute when he says it, that kind of I was a bad boy look.





Hoyt and Jessica bring Eric into his bedroom. They lay him on the bed. Hoyt is touched; he says to Jessica you just saved my best friends life. Hoyt hugs Jessica and she pulls away. Hoyt asks Jessica if there is something you’re not telling me. Did you kill another trucker? She says, that everything’s fine. Honest, she is just tired from giving Jason blood and they should go home.
Hoyt says he’ll stay with Jason and ignores Jessica when she says, “Goodnight I love you.”





Bill greets Portia at the door. Portia thanks him for seeing her on short notice, and tells the guard it is private, he leaves. She grabs Bill to start kissing him. He says their relationship has to She says that 43 (I think) states have repealed anti-incest laws even between brother and sister and can’t find any scientific proof about relatives marrying being an issue. And that the only reason was because of offspring and that won’t happen. All the while Bill is saying no to her. Finally, realizing she won’t give in, he glamours her. He tells her she is terrified of him and that whenever she sees him she will run off screaming. He releases her and she does just that.


Eric is lying on his left side on Sookies bed and crying. She is sitting up againt the headboard on the other side.
“He said I was evil,” Eric says, and asks Sookie if that is true.
She says, “Your not Ghandi, but no, your not evil.”
He says that he likes being next to her. He has laid his head on her lap and she is stroking his hair.
She laughs at the improbable: that she would be sitting with him like this. Tells Eric
he wasn’t always like this gentle and sweet and that that is really what Godric would like. Eric says that it is strange to miss someone don’t remember.
He asks if he can stay with her until dawn. She allows it saying he can if he keeps his hands and his fangs to himself. He turns back I would never hurt anyone as beautiful as you he says and pulls her arm over his side so they are spooning.

Pam is at Bills. She is all dressed in black with a veil over a wide hat. She makes him look at her. H flinches a tiny bit when he sees her and says, “You went to see the witch when you were told not to.” She replies that she did and she’s sorry. Asks permission to kill the witch. He says the authority has decided and they cannot harm her. The penalty is the true death and he does not wish that for her. He suggests a cosmetic solution; apply some extra lipstick. She is really desperate and says she tried but then peels part of her chin off.




Lafayette and Jesus are preparing to leave to go to his grandfather’s for help. Tara expresses disbelief that grandpa can protect them from Vampires. They say she should go with them. She informs them that she’s going back to New Orleans, They say goodbye.
Packing the car Lafayette asks Jesus why are they going to see a man Jesus hates. He also expresses doubt that Jesus’ grandfather can help. Jesus relates a story that the last time he saw his grandfather was his ninth birthday. His grandfather gives him a goat and he was so excited. Had always wanted a pet. His grandfather comes with a wicked knife. “Toma!” he commands and makes Jesus kill the goat and lick the blood to have that spirit inside him. He tells Lafayette that he felt a power then that he has never felt since. His mother saw this and they left immediately and never went back. He tells Lafayette they need that power and they need it now.


Still sitting on Lafayette’s porch Tara calls her girlfriend to tell her she is going back. Girlfriend has a bunch of papers in her hand; she coldly asks who Tara Thornton is.


Tommy runs to Sam with dead parents in the van he says he fucked up. Sam says he can see that.

At Merlotte’s
Wide-eyed and overly friendly Sookie asks Holly how her group is going, what’s it called?
Holly says Wicca but witch okay. Sookie says she heard a vampire attacked them!
Holly refuses to speak, says she is being careful because of her son., but Sookie listens in on Holly’s thoughts and hears her say she is not going near the Moon Goddess (the name of Marnie’s shop were the coven meets anytime soon.

Hoyt and Jason are having lunch. Jason is talking and Hoyt says they made you have sex with how many women?! Jason says he doesn’t know and that as much as he loves it sex has been the source of everything bad that has happened to him. Even being with Crystal started as innocent and ended up with him locked in the shed in Hotshot. Maybe he is being punished.
Hoyt says that maybe Jason isn’t the only one being punished talks about his and Jeessica’s relationship problems. Jason says he thinks what he went through was much worse.

Holly sees Sookie deliver an order and says, “Damn it Sookie you took my eggs.”
She apologizes when she sees that her order is up. Says she is edgy and must be due to the full moon tomorrow. Jason hears it is the full moon and gets upset. Sookie asks if he is okay. He says he has to go, asks Hoyt to get lunch and takes off.

Reverend Daniels and Tara’s mother, Lettie May are now married and show up to exorcise Arlene and Terry’s house. They sing, “God said, ‘out!’” and the devil done gone.”
They go around with a sage smudge stick and the Reverend says evil hides in the corners. Arlene says it smells like marijuana. Terry says it doesn’t. Lettie May says she was possessed by a demon so she knows. Arlene says it’s just a ghost. Lettie May says it will work on that too.

Sookie is at Moon Goddess, Marnie’s shop. She sees Marnie and asks for a reading.
Marnie says they are closed. Sookie doesn’t lay it on too thick but says as a kid her two favorite shows were Sabrina and Charmed.
Marnie gives in. They sit and Marnie asks for something of Sookie’s. Sookie hands her her necklace.
Marnie goes into a trance, and listening in Sookie hears a lot of voices.
Marnie says there is a presence someone who crossed over , she sees a yellow apron. Sookie says that is her Gran, and asks if she if she is okay. Marnie says she is at peace, and that Gran says she misses her and to look after someone, a sibling. Sookie says that’s her brother Jason.

Marnie asks if she is falling in love; that Gran says don’t give the new man her heart
It’s temporary and will not last . Then Gran breaks through and speaks directly to Sookie, says that Marnie is a danger and to run! Sookie pays and leaves immediately.

Tommy and Sam in family van with bodies driving somewhere to get rid of them.
Andy pulls out after them with the siren.
Sam pulls over, tells Tommy to get in back Tommy says he will kill he cop and crouches inside with a shovel. Andy gets out of cop car with billy club. Asks if Sam knows why he was pulled over. Sam says so now you showed me you can eff with me whenever you want. Andy sees a bloody handprint and says is that blood?
Demands to be let into van; Sam gets out and tries to unlock the van. Andy is hopped up on V and says to let him do it, he pushes Sam away with unusual strength and he opens the doors. Inside there is a huge snarling gator(which is Tommy, shifted). Sam says he found him at the dumpster and was taking him to the swamp. The confrontation is over.

Katie, the security office plant Bill had inside the coven walks into Moon Goddess, and startles Marnie. Katie is worried about the vampires they are being watched over and protected. Katie says no, you aren’t and the rest of the security detail jumps on her.

Tara is coming out about her girlfriend to Sookie. They are eating ice cream
Tara says she has been lying to her girlfriend and that she will break up with Tara now. Tara can’t blame her.
Sookie urges honesty with people you love. They hear strange noises outside, but faint.

Marnie is in a completely sealed holding cell. There is a guard outside the door.
Marnie is chanting about the Moon Mother, when she is possessed and has a vision of the witch, in medieval Spain, Antonia in a cell with other women. They are praying and chanting. . A bunch of priests come is. They grab some of the girls and their fangs descend as one chants and blesses it. They make it a holy rite.

Tara at Sookies she is still talking about lies and then asks to stay over. Sookie says it is really inconvenient. Of course it is due to Eric. He comes up from his room.
Grabbing the fireplace poker, What is he doing there, Tara asks, Eric replies he lives there. Tara calls him psycho murdering asshole. Tara lists Eric’s crimes to Sookie as why are you letting him stay here? Sookie tries to mollify Tara but can’t. She storms out. Eric retracts fangs.

Bill speaking to Marnie via camera. First he asks about Eric. Marnie said that he came in on them. The group chanted and he left. She said it was a non-specific protection spell. Then he talks about Pam, he wants the rotting spell reversed. She says she can’t because she doesn’t know how. Bill goes to glamour her to be sure
Goes into closed room and she is terrified, backs into a corner. He asks what her and the coven’s intentions and Marnie says only to practice and she doesn’t know how to reverse spells.
Bill believes her.


Lafayette and Jesus arrive at grandfathers
Pregnant woman comes out. Lafayette says Grandpa still has some lead in the pencil.
Grandfather comes up behind the pair startling them. He says He has been expecting the two and walks to the house.

Creepy guy at Alcide’s door, Marcus Boseman, says he is not a happy camper because he is the pack leader there and that Alcide has been living there for four months without registering. Alcide says he is trying out free agency.
Alcide literally pushes him off threshold and Boseman leaves, really ticked off.

Sam and Tommy dragging parents bodies to pond. Tommy says he is going to hell, goes into the Ten Commandments. They throw Jolee in the pond. Tommy opens the tarp and he kisses his mother’s forehead says he is sorry. They throw her in.
Sam asks Tommy what about war or self-defense, it’s ok to kill then. He tells Tommy he was at war with their parents and it was self-defense. Tommy says you don’t know. Sam confesses about the two people he killed and that he is okay. They stole so he figured he could break another commandment.
Parents’ bodies aren’t sinking. Sam says it doesn’t matter then throws some marshmallows in. The gators come up and grab the bodies.

Terry and Arlene having sex. They finish.
He says shhhh listen, does Arlene hear the silence. Arlene says ain’t it greatest thing Ass Terry if the spirit of Rene is gone. They hug, proclaim each other’s goodness and cuddle up feeling happy and secure. The camera pans out to a dresser. A book of matches spontaneously combusts on the dresser

Jason is asleep and suddenly wakes seeing something coming up the bed. It’s Jessica –he has had her blood so this is normal. She is being very vixen like she wants him she says but says Hoyt
Jessica wants him so bad
Jason asks if it’s a dream and Jessica says it is. He consents. But all the time she is saying what Hoyt likes. Hoyt pops up on the side of the bed. He starts taking to Jason, oh great now she doing this or that.
But they keep at it with Jessica shouting Hoyt and Jason says Jason, This happens several times, suddenly in the dream Jess turns into Hoyt and Eric wakes up.

Eric and Sookie are alone he asks if what Tara said is true.
She said yes but that she saw he had changed and that she always believed there was decency in him. He tells Sookie that there is a light in her and he could not bear it if he snuffed it out. He leaves but Sookie calls him back. She opens her arms and they embrace passionately and the begin kissing on the porch.

Bill and a group of the Sheriff’s he is telling them what happened to Eric and that he was sent to break up wiccans and not seen since. One of the vampires laughs and Bill grabs him by the throat. He says Luis, one of the sheriffs, remembers the Inquisition and asks Luis to tell the story. He says, in 1610, a witch was being burned at the stake and at the stake she pulled vampires from daytime sleep and they all burned and died. The priests were vampires (are you putting this together?)
The youngest says the priests were vampires? Bill (I think) says Don’t you know anything about history, that vampires frequently infiltrated powerful organizations, back then it was the Catholic church, now it’s Google. So, someone asks if they had been outted then? Luis says no, he spent time tracking down all the witnesses and either glamored or killed them.
Luis says, let me kill the witch. Pam says she’ll help. Bill says they can’t. Pam is so frustrated and desperate, says if anyone deserves the true death it is the witch she erased Eric’s memory. She supposedly doesn’t know what happened to Eric. Bill slams her against the wall and compels her to tell where he is. She says Eric is at Sookie’s and Bill races off. Out loud Pam says, “Sorry, Eric. “












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