SPOILERS, ADULT SITUATIONS AND LANGUAGE
Season 4, Season Episode Two
Series Episode 38
You Smell Like Dinner
Jason in Hotshot: (in the first episode they knocked Jason over the head and into a freezer)
Image via WikipediaJason waking up sees little girl, Aggie, he realizes he is tied up and asks her what is going on.
She tells him they aren’t supposed to talk to him.
Suddenly, Timbo, the boy he had sent to the freezer with the ice cream in the last episode is licking the blood off Jason’s head to clean the gash.
Jason is grossed out by this and asks who put them up to this.
He convinces the kid to loosen a knot, but before Jason can free himself Felton storms in. Kicks the kids out. He’s the nut, ex-boyfriend who kidnapped Crystal after he shot her father at the end of last season. He threatens to shoot Jason.
Sookie’s House (this scene is transcribed pretty much verbatim):
Sookie and Eric, he has just revealed that he is the owner of the house.
No longer naked, Sookie, trotting down the stairs in her robe says, “Stay away from me.” Eric uses vamp speed to cut her off as he says, “This is no way to treat your new landlord.” She says, “I am not yours and I want you out of my house now.” He says, Funny about ownership isn’t it, a little piece of paper and the only power you had over me is gone.”
She says, “What do you want from me?” Eric replies, in a rather suggestive voice, “Everything.” Sookie says, “You can’t have it.”
He replies, “I bought it.”
She says, “You bought my house, the house does not come with me inside it.”
He says, “Well then I seriously overpaid.” Sookie replies, “That’s your problem,” and exits to her right off camera.
Eric calls to her, she turns as he says, “Your blood tastes like freedom Sookie; like sunshine in a pretty blond bottle. And, while they may not know it, yet, that is what vampires smell when they smell you.”
Sookie asks, “Is that a threat?” Eric replies to her, “Absolutely not, but others will find out and when they do, you’ll need protection. I can provide that for you. “ Sookie replies, “I’m willing to take my chances.” She continues walking towards the kitchen, and he uses his speed again to get in front of her, and then Eric says, “I bought this house, because I care about you. If all I wanted was to taste your blood again, I could do it right now and there wouldn’t be a thing you could do to stop me. But instead I am asking you to be mine.”
She turns away and says, “ I could never be with you the way I was with Bill.” She turns and walks into kitchen.
Eric follows, “The first time Bill declared you his, how did that make you feel.”
Sookie replies that it made her angry, and Eric says, “But safe?”
Sookie considers and casts her eyes downward, He says, “You’ll come around.”
She says, “You’re not listening to a word I‘m saying.”
Eric immediately says, "I know you. There are two Sookie Stackhouses, one who still clings to the idea that she is merely human, and the other who is coming to grips with the fact that you are better than that."
Sookie replies with snark, "And, what do you think is gonna happen when I do come to grips with it, do you think my legs will just magically open for you?”
“Well,” he smiles. That was saucy—must have been fairy-Sookie talking. I like it when she comes out.”
Sookie grimaces, "And I‘m already sorry I said it.”
“Don’t be,” he says, “The more you let her speak for you the more likely you are to go on living. And, you want to live don’t you?”
Sookie, glances up and down, he made her think.
“All done?” he continues, “I hope to hear from you real soon.” He does that European, rise-up-a-bit-in-height, nod-the-head-mini-bow, sort of like a diplomat—I expected him to click his heels. He leaves the house through a squeaky screen door, saying back to her, I’ll see to it that gets repaired.” In the background you hear him fly off.
Bill’s House:
One of the witches to whom Jesus introduced Lafayette, at the first coven meeting he attended, Katie , is in more relaxed attire than when she arrived at “The King’s house.” Katie is Katerina Pelham. Her hair is down and Is unbuttoning her blouse. She has been telling Bill about the bird.
He says her work in that circle is done it’s not safe for her there. She asks what his plans are and he says what she already knows will have to suffice; if he tells her anymore he would have to glamour it out of her. She replies, walking towards him seductively, "well we wouldn’t want that would we?" Katie asks if she should send the procurer out for him. Bill grabs her by the throat and she makes a startled cry as he flashes fangs the cry changes to a sultry look. Bill says he is giving the procurer the night off. He picks her up and carries her off.
Pam, Jess and Hoyt—leaving Fantasia: (Vampire Nightlife post-Russell Edginton)
They run into a group of religious people shouting “Steve Newlin’s right, you’re devils of the night.” They have words; one calls Hoyt a fang banger another, filming with his phone, calls Jessica a whore. Jessica vamp speeds to him and flashes fang; says Do you want to call me that again? Holding them both back Pam says, You two Lovebirds go home and let these good people practice their constitutional right to be fucking idiots.” Someone swings a punch and Hoyt gets beaten up as Pam holds Jessica back. .
Sam running naked with Luna:
They are both human and naked He says he was watching her. She says she knows, yea, she knows,, from behind. He says he didn’t know it was a race. He says he doesn’t mind being behind her and watching. Sam is trying to sweet talk her. He says he wants to know more about her.
She says there isn’t much to know.
Sam says that no one gets to be as beautiful as she is without one heck of a story. She says that’s a good line. They start to lean towards each other and then Luna takes off, becoming a horse again.
Sookie Bills:
Sookie is in a dress and a cardigan walking to Bill's. He is having sex with Katie, she sounds like a wounded cow in pain. Bill’s security stops Sookie, as inside, Bill hears Sookie approaching and stops his pounding of poor Katie.
Sookie says she is there to see Bill. The guard says that noone gets to see the King who isn’t on the manifest. The King? Sookie says, King Bill? Another guard, asks if she is Sookie Stackhouse? She says, Yeah. He speaks into his walkie-talkie and lets her pass. She walks in and calls for Bill. Goes into the room and finds Bill and Kate re-dressing. Introduces “Katarina” to Sookie as security. Kate looks at Sookie and it is obvious she is pissed off at the interruption.
Jesus and Lafayette getting ready for bed
Jesus psyched about bird Lafayette not so much. Thinks it may be black magic.
Jesus doesn’t believe in black magic it’s the practitioner’s soul that counts. Someone like Lafayette with a light soul would not be practicing black magic. They kiss.
Back to Sookie and Bill:
She says she did not want to come to him but does not want to be Eric’s. Bill cannot make Eric give up his property. Eric has friends in High places, higher than him apparently. Maybe he can come up with a work around. He urges her to live at another human’s home. Asks how he became king but then says she would rather not know. Sookie leaves.
Flashback London 1982 punk club:
Bill as punk.
Gets a pint asks bartender to have a pint with him and then takes him for a drink in the alley. Glamours him; tells him to take iron and vitamin b.
Looks really different. Let’s bartender go.
Nan and Bill meet, She sneaks up and says, you don’t kill them. He hisses and flashes fang. She flashes fang back, probably the international way of vampires greeting each other with a fang flash and a hiss.
She’s been watching him for weeks. Why doesn’t he kill for dinner?
What if she could introduce him to power vamps who also don’t want to kill, Scientists Louis Pasteur is a vampire and close to synthesizing human blood.
Monarchs will crush them but this power group need him too plant the seeds of discord from within. Offers Bill a job as a vampire spy.
Sookie at Merlotte's:
She is asking Sam to talk.
Apologizes for not telling him and tells him she will let him know what she was doing. He looks forward to it he says.
Terry and Arlene come in with Mikey, he says how cute he is, Arlene freaks out when she says MIkey is an old soul.
Andy up at Hotshot:
He is looking to score V
Felton tells Timbo to make him go away.
Andy says he has a V warrant. Jason calls out. Crystal comes after Jason with a knife
Felton tells old guy to give Andy a vial of V which Andy takes as “evidence”
Felton has Crystal on V She starts rubbing on Jason like a cat and is stripping. She has a way for them to be together but if Andy finds him it will ruin everything. Crystal is kissing Jason now saying he is really good.
Merlottes:
Sam walks in to his office and finds Luna she is between classes; she is there to seduce him.
Some thing in past she doesn’t want to tell him
She promises to try to let him in. Could have called but then couldn’t kiss him.
Is he going out to meeting tonight?
Sam follows her out she teaches in Turtlenecks, even in summer, “boys these days are disgusting.’ Tommy asks who she is, says she smells and looks pretty. Sam says it is not his business.
Merlotte's:
Arlene and Terry are talking in the kitchen of the bar. Arlene stares into the baby’s eyes as if she is being mesmerized. She pops a vessel in her eye. She thinks the baby did it. Rotten like his father, she tells baby. Terry tells the baby that HE is his father.
Sookie's House: Sookie arrives home with groceries, she hears someone approaching and sees ugly fae but realizes it is Tara.
Lafayette texted her so she knew that Sookie was back.
Sookie and she exchange news. They go inside. She says she was working for Bill.
Note on door: "Out with the old in with the new." There’s a microwave in the kitchen, from Eric. Carafe of blood in fridge. She tells Tara about him buying her house. Sees beautiful armoire; it hides a cubby that Eric built in her house.
Hoyt at Home: Jessica walks in after her day sleep. He is on the couch nursing a black eye with a cold pack. She asks if she can get him anything? Offers to heal him with her blood. He says he does not need the shit. She takes exception to him calling her blood shit.
He doesn’t want to end up like people who get too much vampire blood
She goes to drugstore to get Advil but turns toward Shreveport and Fangtasia.
Tara at Lafayette’s: The cousins meet each other at their cars. He and Jesus are on their way to a coven meeting which they call a Wiccan thing. She goes with them .
Eric and Bill:
Bill asks Eric to sell Sookie’s house back to her or to him. Eric says no.
Bill tells Eric about the new coven in town. Bill tells Eric to go shut them down. Eric says he will put Pam on it. They are necromancers. If they can control the dead they can control them. Tells Eric to deal with it himself.
Eric asks if AVL signed off and Bill says he is King and doesn’t need permission.
Flash back to Season 3 last episode continuation of Bill's challenge of Queen Sophie Ann: He had her shot by a human, AVL swat team. He did not win the challenge by strength but by stealth. Nan from American Vampire League is behind it. She says that it was personal and what was so special about Sookie.
Nan asks what was so special about her – Bill said nothing, but that the Queen was obsessed that something was. She warns him that he had better not be lying to her.
Nan pronounces King William Compton, he pledges fealty to AVL.
She tells him to get cleaned up he is "covered in queen."
Pam and Sookie in Fangtasia office
Sookie is begging Pam to help her with Eric. Pam decries any friendship. Says Eric is her maker why wouldn’t she agree with him?
Sookie decides to wait for him.
Pam says she should reconsider, basically repeating Eric’s argument.
She needs to be somebody’s or she won’t be, at all.
She will never be his puppet
Pam says that It’s a shame, he pulls good string
Jess at Fangtasia:
Walks through protesters and goes in to the bar in slow motion. Jessica unpins hair and has taken off flannel shirt.
Room is shaking behind her, she sees Matt the guy she met the other night when she was at the bar with Hoyt. They go off.
Coven:
Holly, speaking for Marnie, says that what they accomplished last night was remarkable and Marnie appreciates each for doing their part.
Tara asks why Marnie does talk another asks what there are going to bring back
Marnie says a person they are going to raise a human body. Tara waits out front.
Anger management shifters group:
Whats the most effed up thing she ever shifted the blond girl says she was a hen.
Luna says she shifted into her mother, she says she is ½ Mexican and Navajo
She grew up on a reservation; mother died giving birth to her. Instead of fairy tales she heard about skinwalkers. They were bad witches but to be able to shift, had to kill another member of family, a shifter. In a sense she killed her mother as she had died giving birth to Luna. So she could shift into her mother because skin walkers could become anyone.
Crazy and scary at first then realized she got to meet mom
They smell Tommy, Sam runs after him
Both turn into birds.
Tara outside Wicca shop:
She is calling girlfriend, Naomi.
Vamp speeds by in the background.
Lafayette asking Coven, “Where y’all gonna get a dead body? Eric says “Excuse me you were looking for a dead body.” Lafayette swears and Eric looks over and says, "Lafayette, I didn’t know you were a witch."
Fangtasia:
Sookie goes into Ladies’ room at Fangtasia. Hears Jessica in other stall biting on Matt. Sookie tries to counsel Jess and they argue. Jess tells Sookie that she can eat who she wants.
Sookie leaves Fangtasia, yells at protesters to get another slogan.
Sam catches Tommy:
Argue Sams group is not anger management and that they are all shifters. Sam says it hlps calm him, helps stop him doing stupid things like shooting people.
Tommy’s leg is fine, Sam says, so Tommy lied too.
Tommy is lucky because he got shot and so all his sins are washed away.
Brothers are both liars. Sam asks why did Tommy follow Sam. Tommy says because he wants to be brothers, Sam says can’t because of not trusting each other.
Chip away at it. Others in group come by.
Tommy says he better go. Sam says he would appreciate it. Tommy leaves.
Eric at Coven offers a deal:
Last time coven convenes and they better not think of meeting; he’ll know.
Marnie wants to know what ‘s in it for her. Eric says not a negotiation and end up biting Marnie some how she becomes Tara. Coven chants Elements f the night elements of the dead come this way we summon ye
Marnie Curses Eric in Latin, she is shifting faces. Eric leaves. Marnie comes to. Eric held hypnotized, looks around ay end and leaves.
Jason, Crystal and Felton:
They want to get Crystal pregnant but Felton is sterile. They are going to turn Jason into a panther
They shift and bite Jason, he screams.
Sookie driving home from Fangtasia: She sees Eric with no jacket or shirt and stops.
He ignores her, finally asking who are you? “It’s me, Sookie,” she says, “You know me.”
Eric doesn’t know her, he says no no I don’t
Sniffs the air, and walks toward her and asks, “Why do you smell so good?”
This is as close to the chant as I can get, I would love to know what it means:
Iam tibi impero empri incipio maligne spiritus
Ut confestid alata e circolo decedes obesqui
omni strepito clamore asque sine
